Thursday, August 16, 2007

Weirdness

I have not done weirdness in a while so I figured on letting you into my head a bit. I do not seem to dream very often but when I do...

Picture if you will your normal life, one day you wake up, go check the mail and realize you have been called back into the army (They must be having some AFRTS televison emergency). Also, you are being called back into the army and have to return to Panama.

The dream fast forwards to arriving in Panama, and like any good army base I check into the nearest hotel. From there I revisit old places and see if there are any friends still around. Eight or nine hours later I decide to go to the place listed in my orders (my old army was not this loose). As I walk up to the giant convention center building I stroll in to the information desk and report in. The lady there tells me that I am very lucky, there are only two slots left for the experiment and I just barely made it in. Somehow this is ok with me and I decide to have a look around. As I wander around I notice this big Irish setter looking dog. I walk over and we, naturally, begin talking. It seems he is a doctor of some kind and the one in charge of the experiments. He is busy explaining to me what is going on and we are having a merry little conversation. Somewhere in the midst of this a large poodle is being walked by and she decides the good doctor is one choice big of dog flesh. She begins sniffing at him and rubbing up against him and so forth. All the while the doctor is carrying on this conversation with me and is trying to not be to annoyed at this lady dog...

Along about here is where my poor sleeping mind had finally reached its limit of strangness and I woke up. I do seem to freeze for a moment when the mail is brought in now and the dog cookies have begun to look....intersting but I think I am now over the experience.

1 comment:

Cathy H said...

Eeeeeew! I can't believe you blogged about the creepy dream. Quick....write something pithy....